I usually don't write an entire blog post about a flavour. Well, I've written about Candy Canes, but I feel like that's a culturally important part of Christmas. And that one time we talked about Oreo Candy Canes, which I have never actually tried. But now I'm bringing you the news about something I know for a fact I will never try. I will go out of my way to avoid, even. I've seen my fair share of parody Pumpkin Spice products over the ages, and some of them are quite funny, I think my favourite being the Toothpaste. Pumpkin…