Top ten lists from The Late Show
Top Ten lists about christman by David Letterman Late Show. Most people know David Letterman’s funny top 10 lists. Here in the site, we offer you a small selection of top 10 lists related to Christmas. Remember that the top 10 lists can be seen live on the David Letterman Late Show on CBS.
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TOP TEN CHRISTMAS TIPS FROM GENERAL ELECTRIC
10. If one light bulb in your house goes out, replace them all
9. Flourescent tubes make great Star Wars swords for kids
8. Blow-dryers can be used to keep food warm
7. Big corporations shouldn’t commercialize this blessed season by handing
out bonuses
6. Keeping several TVs and radios on alll the time creates a feeling of warmth
and intimacy
5. We heard that Sylvania bulbs give off some kind of poison gas
4. Same deal with Westinghouse
3. Electric toothbrushes should be left on all day to keep them loose
2. A G.E. industrail turbine makes a one-of-a-kind stocking stuffer
1. Warranties, like greeting cards, should be thrown out
(The Late Show)
TOP TEN LEAST-LOVED CHRISTMAS STORIES
10. Ahahl and the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
9. The Sweatiest Angel
8. Santa’s Three-Day Eggnog Bender
7. Christmas Eve at the All-Male Cinema
6. A Holiday Visit from Salmonella
5. Ironman Mike Tyson Hurts Santa Real Bad
4. My Christmas Sauna with Burl Ives
3. Jack Frost Loses the Feeling in His Extremities
2. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
1. The Teddy Bear Who Came to Life and Mauled a Retail Clerk
(The Late Show)
TOP TEN UNSAFE TOYS FOR CHRISTMAS
10. Junior Electrician Outlet Panel
9. Hasbro’s Slippery Steps
8. Black & Decker Silly Driller
7. Roof Hanger Paratrooper Outfit
6. Remco’s Pocket Hive
5. Traffic Tag
4. Will It Burn? From Parker Brothers
3. Chimney Explorer
2. My First Ferret Farm
1. Ooh – You’re Blue!, the Hold-Your-Breath Game
(The Late Show)
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