Christmas Jokes and Riddles
Enjoy these Christmas related jokes. Funny, clean Xmas Jokes
for kids and adults.
Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin
Q. What do you
get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
A.
Santa Clues!
Q. What did Adam say
on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas,
Eve.
Q. Why does Santa Claus like
to work in the garden?
A. Because he like
to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q. What happened
when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
A.
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.
Q. How do sheep
say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A. Fleece
Navidad!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite
lunch?
A. An Iceberger!
Q.
What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?
A. Grave-y.
Q. What did the
ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. I'll have a
boo Christmas without you.
Q. What
do you call a snowman party?
A. A Snowball!
Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his
bed?
A. A cookie sheet!
Q.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
A. Frost bite!
Q. What do you
call an Eskimo cow?
A. An Eskimoo.
Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different
from the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas
alphabet has NO EL.
Q. What do the
elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A.
Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .
Q.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
A. Sandy Claws!
Q. Why are
Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They
are always dropping their needles. |
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Q. What did the bald man say when he got
a comb for Christmas?
A. Thanks, I'll never part with it!
Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he had the drum sticks.
Q. What do you when if you cross an apple with
a Christmas tree?
A. A pineapple.
Q. What did the big candle say to the little
candle?
A. I'm going out tonight.
Q. Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas
time?
A. He was stuffed!
Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney
on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.
Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A snowball!
Q. What's the best thing to put into Christmas
pie?
A. Your teeth!
Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas
decorations?
A. Tinsel-itus.
Q. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts
get?
A. Missletoe!
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of
Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. What does Santa like to eat?
A. A jolly roll.
Q. How does Santa take pictures?
A. With his North Pole-aroid.
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