What does Santa bring for daddies,
Too old to want a toy?

Wallets, watches, ties, and sweaters

Don�t make for much joy.





What do daddies want for Christmas,

Really, in their hearts?

So perfect that they�d shriek like kids

Once the shredding starts?





Oh, Daddy! Is there anything

You want beneath the tree?

Other than, of course, to watch

Me open gifts for me?