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  1. #141
    frostythesnowman Guest
    santa wants mrs clause to bake him a cake..

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    And Mrs. Claus will, no doubt, be happy to oblige!

    Santa wants her to sit and have a slice with him.

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    santa wants an ice-cream sandwich...

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostythesnowman View Post
    santa wants an ice-cream sandwich...
    Tell him to look in my freezer compartment.

  5. #145
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merry Christmas Darling View Post
    Tell him to look in my freezer compartment.
    LOL!!!!!

    santa wants a cut and blow dry..

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    Santa wants a pedicure, too.

    This really happened the other day. I saw a young priest (RC, I think) walking out of Hobby Lobby pushing a cart full of treasure chests and carrying a lion and lamb sculpture under his arm. I said, "WOW!"

    He answered, Yeah, I really made out today."

    So I said, "No lion."

    He chuckled and said, "You're right."

    A few minutes later he brought the cart back and noticed a framed nativity scene which he was closely examining. I commented that Mary got a perm (I'd never seen her painted with curls before). His reply? "She probably got her eyebrows waxed, too."


  7. #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merry Christmas Darling View Post
    Santa wants a pedicure, too.

    This really happened the other day. I saw a young priest (RC, I think) walking out of Hobby Lobby pushing a cart full of treasure chests and carrying a lion and lamb sculpture under his arm. I said, "WOW!"

    He answered, Yeah, I really made out today."

    So I said, "No lion."

    He chuckled and said, "You're right."

    A few minutes later he brought the cart back and noticed a framed nativity scene which he was closely examining. I commented that Mary got a perm (I'd never seen her painted with curls before). His reply? "She probably got her eyebrows waxed, too."

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...merry

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    santa wants a complete new red suit..

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    If he misbehaves, he's getting a green one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostythesnowman View Post
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...merry
    That made my day! LOL

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