What do you sound like?
This may be a difficult one to describe but I've been described as sounding like a gruff-voiced cross between Rambling Syd Rumpo and one of the Kray twins, with a hint of Brummie accent. It's a product of my upbringing on the Hampshire/Sussex border near to Portsmouth where they have their own particular 'tongue'.
How would you describe yourself as sounding?
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.