Christmas Poetry

[xmasjules]

I thought I would share a poem I wrote about Christmas

CHRISTMAS TIME

I used to wait for December zero one
But waiting is boring and never much fun
So I decided to change to first of November
I thought the date I would always remember

But then I decided I just couldn’t wait
So I changed to October, it seemed it was fate
But I’m just too impatient waiting caused too much pain
That’s when I decided to change dates again

So September zero one was the date that I chose
I couldn’t see any cons, but I saw lots of pros
But this year came around and I still couldn’t wait
I needed relief cause waiting’s one thing I hate

So August zero one it now has to be
If you drive by my house Christmas lights you will see
My face gives a smile and my heart’s filled with glee
When I turn on the Christmas lights and watch a Christmas movie

[xmasjules]

And another one I wrote for the guys and gals at work

CHRISTMAS POEM

Santa visited SAW for Christmas
To see the staff, students and CO
He would have loved to stay
But he really had to go

Cause he didn’t sign the book
And he didn’t get a visitors pass
He had no one to escort him
So Jules kicked him out on his arse

But he left lots of presents
For every good girl and boy
In the hopes of spreading
Lots of Christmas joy

There’s something there for everyone
So Santa achieved his goal
And as for that meanie Jules
Well, she’s getting lumps of coal

So don’t be sad if you missed Santa
He’ll return again Christmas Eve
And he’s determined to get revenge on Jules
Before he has to leave

So, on Christmas Eve when Jules hears beeping
She better out of bed quickly roll
Cause it’s Santa reversing the dump truck
To deliver all her coal

[xmasjules]

One last post

INQUISITIVE

It’s almost Christmas
Just one night to go
And every boy and girl
Is just dying to know

What will Santa bring
To place under the tree
Will Santa fill Christmas stockings
For you and for me

Will Santa be hungry
Should we leave out some snacks
If we look on the roof
Will we see reindeer tracks

Does Santa freeze time
How do reindeer fly
It’s a wonder they don’t
Just fall out of the sky

Can Santa see in a blizzard
When everything is covered in snow
If we go on holiday
Will he know where we go

Will Santa be warm
When the weather is so cold
When was Santa born
He must be really old

Children are so inquisitive
They just want to learn
When they are looking for answers
It’s to us adults they turn

So tuck them snugly in bed
Tell them to start counting sheep
Because Santa won’t come
Until they go to sleep.

[xmasjules]

Another one I wrote yesterday

CHRISTMAS MORNING

In the early hours of morning way before dawn
I got out of bed with a stretch and a yawn
Cause something awoke me downstairs I heard noises
And as I got closer I realised it’s voices

So I crept down the stairs and to my great surprise
I saw a jolly man with a twinkle in his eyes
He had a red coat and hat, and a beard white and thick
I knew in an instant it must be Saint Nick

Right there beside him was a little green elf
Filling three stockings that were hung from the shelf
So I snuck a bit closer to get a better look
As Santa reached for his sack and he pulled out a book

He opened the book and he read from the page
Dominic wants a parrot with a bright orange cage
Ondine wants a dolly with a pretty pink dress
And for Jules a surprise that is sure to impress

Then he got out the presents, put them under the tree
Took a cookie from the plate, then he turned and looked at me
He wished me a Merry Christmas and a joyous new year
Filled with lots of fun as well as lots of cheer

He said “when I leave, go to bed and close your eyes
Or my present to you will not be a surprise”
Then he flew up the chimney to the top of the house
I thought he’d be loud, but he was quiet as a mouse

So I raced back to bed just as fast as I could
Cause Santa only leaves presents for those who are good
On the roof I heard the reindeer and the jingling sleigh bell
I couldn’t wait til morning when my children I could tell

Next thing I know I’m woken when I hear my children scream
And then I start to wonder could this all have been a dream
So I race back downstairs and to my great surprise
Everything is so perfect I can hardly believe my eyes

The room is decorated in shades of red and green
It’s the most wonderful sight that I have ever seen
Stockings stuffed with presents hanging near the fireplace
And everyone in the room has a smile upon their face