I've tried cold turkey, turkey stew, turkey soup, curried turkey... Is there anything else you can do with cold turkey? And why, even when you buy a smaller bird, does the turkey meat inexplicably multiply?
I've tried cold turkey, turkey stew, turkey soup, curried turkey... Is there anything else you can do with cold turkey? And why, even when you buy a smaller bird, does the turkey meat inexplicably multiply?
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.