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    :snow: Kids' Joke

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

    A. Frostbite

    "Hail him who saves you by his grace,
    and crown him Lord of all."

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    why dont angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle


    Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
    No body


    What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
    Bone appetit !


    Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    Dayscare centers


    What's a monster's favorite play?
    Romeo and Ghouliet


    What do witches put on their hair?
    Scare spray


    What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
    Bamboo





    Where do spooks water ski?
    On Lake Erie



    What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi



    What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
    The roller ghoster


    How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
    With a pumpkin patch


    When does a skeleton laugh?
    When something tickles his funny bone


    Why was the mummy so tense?
    He was all wound up


    Where did the goblin throw the football?
    Over the ghoul line


    What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?

    Spare ribs

    What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
    Boo-ties!



    What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
    Boojeans



    What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
    I'm bone to be wild!



    What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
    Hoblin Goblin



    What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
    A sand-witch.



    What song does Dracula hate?
    "You Are My Sunshine"

    What type of monster really loves dance music?
    The boogieman








    Last edited by mina553; 09-13-2012 at 08:10 PM.

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