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    :santa: Santa Jokes

    I realized no one had posted any Christmas jokes, so I went web-searching and found these...Enjoy!

    What does Santa put on his toast?
    "Jingle Jam"

    What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
    A Christmas Quacker!

    What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
    Crisp Kringle!

    Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?
    So he can hide at the North Pole!

    What do you call Santa when he has no money?
    Saint "Nickel"-less!

    What smells most in a chimney?
    Santa's nose!

    What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
    Santa rolling down a hill!

    What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride on?
    A "Holly" Davidson!

    What goes "Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh"?
    Santa caught in a revolving door!

    Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
    The North Poll!
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    those are cute! thanks for sharing them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onemagicalchristmas View Post
    those are cute! thanks for sharing them!
    Sure thing, glad you liked them!
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    can't wait for more to appear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onemagicalchristmas View Post
    can't wait for more to appear!
    I'll have to search for more then! Feel free to post any you know or find too.
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