I realized no one had posted any Christmas jokes, so I went web-searching and found these...Enjoy!
What does Santa put on his toast?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?
So he can hide at the North Pole!
What do you call Santa when he has no money?
What smells most in a chimney?
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride on?
A "Holly" Davidson!
What goes "Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh"?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
The North Poll!