I realized no one had posted any Christmas jokes, so I went web-searching and found these...Enjoy!

What does Santa put on his toast?
"Jingle Jam"

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle!

Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?
So he can hide at the North Pole!

What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint "Nickel"-less!

What smells most in a chimney?
Santa's nose!

What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride on?
A "Holly" Davidson!

What goes "Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh"?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
The North Poll!