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    Jokes to keep ya going till Xmas

    Since it's not gonna be Xmas for a while(for good reasons to) and there are(presumably) no Xmas crackers left I'll fill the gap in the mean time. Q: What do you get if you cross John Terry and Tiger Woods? A: Jedward

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    Yea, lets do it!

    q Where do Snow-women like to dance?
    a At Snowballs........

    Last edited by olga; 04-27-2010 at 06:42 PM.
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    I am horrible at telling jokes and can never seem to remember any!

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    Well make sure ya remember some before da supermarket starts selling Xmas crackers!

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    q Why do ghosts live in the fridge?

    a Because it's cool!
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    Quote Originally Posted by olga View Post
    q Why do ghosts live in the fridge?

    a Because it's cool!
    LOL !

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    Red face

    q What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?

    a MistleTOE!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by olga View Post
    q What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?

    a MistleTOE!!!!
    That is low, real low. You can't forget the wine with your mistletoe!

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