Since it's not gonna be Xmas for a while(for good reasons to) and there are(presumably) no Xmas crackers left I'll fill the gap in the mean time. Q: What do you get if you cross John Terry and Tiger Woods? A: Jedward
Decorator
Since it's not gonna be Xmas for a while(for good reasons to) and there are(presumably) no Xmas crackers left I'll fill the gap in the mean time. Q: What do you get if you cross John Terry and Tiger Woods? A: Jedward
Senior Elf, Associate Professor
Yea, lets do it!
q Where do Snow-women like to dance?
a At Snowballs........
Last edited by olga; 04-27-2010 at 06:42 PM.
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And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless us!! Everyone!!''
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (1843)
Senior Elf, Distinguished Professor
I am horrible at telling jokes and can never seem to remember any!
Decorator
Well make sure ya remember some before da supermarket starts selling Xmas crackers!
Senior Elf, Associate Professor
q Why do ghosts live in the fridge?
a Because it's cool!
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And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless us!! Everyone!!''
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (1843)
Reindeer Handler
LOL !Originally Posted by olga
Senior Elf, Associate Professor
q What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?
a MistleTOE!!!!
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And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless us!! Everyone!!''
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (1843)
Decorator
That is low, real low. You can't forget the wine with your mistletoe!q What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?
a MistleTOE!!!!
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