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    Christmas Joke

    hallo everybody
    Iam a newbie arround here
    Iam a friend from Greece and my name is Dimitris

    So the wellcome post is a joke i found


    A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

    'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

    “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

    Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

    She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimitrisrblue View Post
    hallo everybody
    Iam a newbie arround here
    Iam a friend from Greece and my name is Dimitris

    So the wellcome post is a joke i found


    A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

    'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

    “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

    Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

    She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

    Hello Dimitris and

    that really made me giggle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimitrisrblue View Post
    hallo everybody
    Iam a newbie arround here
    Iam a friend from Greece and my name is Dimitris'
    Hello Dimitris and !!!

    I was very very happy to hear that you are from Greece.

    Hope you enjoy it here.
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    A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (1843)

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    Haha...good one Dimitris!
    The holly's up, the house is all bright, The tree is ready, the candles alight; Rejoice and be glad, all children tonight.

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    Re:Christmas Jokes

    Hello,

    There are many funny joke for christmas. I like the joke which you have posted. It is nice

    Thanks
    Paul Brown

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    haha... it's really funny .I hope i can stay with my parents every Christmas .

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