Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
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Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
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Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club."
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At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
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A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three for $200,000.
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A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
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In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due."