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    Happy Thanksgiving!

    I apologize for all the upper case letters.

    TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
    BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
    I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
    I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

    THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
    THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
    BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
    WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

    TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
    THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
    SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
    AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
    GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
    PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

    I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
    'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
    I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
    WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
    BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
    HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.



    MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
    MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
    MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
    MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
    MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
    MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

    "Hail him who saves you by his grace,
    and crown him Lord of all."

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    thank you, MW!!!!! and a VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU!! and to all my fellow forum buddies from the US! and, MW that poem was funny, thanks

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    Hahaha...that was funny! Thanks for the laugh! I will put that on my fridge.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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    Happy Thanksgiving for all the Americans on the board.

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    :gingerbread:

    A very Happy Thanksgiving to my family here have a very wonderful day.

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    Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends!

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    Yes, Happy Thanksgiving to you all....

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    Talking

    We may not celebrate that day here in Europe, so, I wish you Happy Thanksgiving to all of you guys from US !!

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    And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless us!! Everyone!!''
    A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (1843)

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    lol, that's funny and so true. I have leftovers to enjoy for the next couple of days.


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    happy thanksgiving to all from me,my ceiling fans

    God Bless

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